workin huuuuurd fo' da money

i'm nomming on some luchies at my desk at work. normally, it would be less than four hours until i go home, but my car is in the shop. so that means i'm stuck with daddy-o driving, and he stays at the office until obscene hours of the night. so my dear jessiface, by the time i get out, i will be most irritable and physically unable to attend your shindig this evening. tomorrow however, will most likely be a different story. =D HAPPY BIRFDAYYY

am i the only one who's preep didn't call my worried ass to let me know he safely arrived in california? mhmm. punk.

update: he's alive. and eating in-&-out burger.

i like to post things, and i figured out how to do a pic!

Let us all say Happy Birthday to Jessipoo this evening.

and tomorrow night in hobo!!!!

holler

holler.

bday madness.

so-i know you cunnies live in various parts of the nj, however tonight I am having a birthday party:

61 South 23rd Street
Kenilworth, NJ
07033

mapquest it!
if you can..come!
it would be wonderful to see all of your faces!

i love this blog.

soo..my boo isnt gone..howeverrrr..you are all my girls so ill pretend he is! lets do fun things! sayyy..hoboken saturday....yes??! thanks for my acceptance into the cunnysquad.... lets drink!

holllllaaaa.

CUNNY POWER!

anyway, the preeps are officially gone. let's have a slumber party bitches.
lataaahh.

coldest.

good afternoon allllll

just dropped off my preep at the port where he will be basking in the warmth of the california sun as we sit with our hoods up at our computers.

dag.

this is my first post ever...congratulate me.

preeps in california. cunnies on calendar.

With the gentlemen gone for 11 days, the cunnies drunkenly devised a plan to take over their calendar and have days of our own. Well, we're not having sex ... what else are we gonna do?

From what I can remember/sort of make out from photograph:

• 1/3 - Marsh, Cus, Pierce, Skegs [scribblescribble] Cali Brah Day
  
• 1/4 - Pedicure Day
• 1/5 - Jess' Birthday in Hoboken Day
• 1/6 - Get Fucked Up Because Jess is 21 Day
• 1/7 - Period Day
• 1/8 - Elvis' Birthday
• 1/9 - Buy a New Bra Day
• 1/10 - Thong Day
• 1/11 - Ballet Day
• 1/12 - Martini Day/Night
• 1/13 - Sex and the City Day
• 1/14 - CunnySquad Update Day/Boys Come Home Day
• 1/15 - DO IT DAY
  

All we need is something to watch 84 times a day that would be the cunny equivalent to Fully Flaired.

Cunny, OUT.

100 resolutions

This year I'll try not to drink so much. This year I'll try to stand up straight. This year let's live liked we've never lived before, this is our year for sure.

summary

NEW YEARS WAS AWESOME. And I'm so not being sarcastic.

Sparks', little girl's pajama pants from old navy, preepquad and cunnysquad, short shorts, black eyes, and some good ol' cryin' and yellin'. All in all, pretty great.

Keys status: Lost. Found!
Ring Status: Lost.

C'mon, will any of you forget this one?

shenanigans nye part 1

check out those sexxyy pants.

he didn't have real pajamas, so my short shorts were the next best thing.

checking to make sure new batteries worked.
stef checking which sparks is her's. [both.]

"babe ... I dripped."

shots of jager.
in a measuring cup and pitcher.
badass.